some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie
why is life so hard
i hope this is the only thing to survive the apocalypse and some future alien race thinks we are all morons
These people get paid to fuck up, but the rest of us do this shit on a daily basis
"Watch What This Make-Believe Girl Means To 1,000 Pedophiles"
Go sign their petition immediately.
I know my followers largely follow me for other stuff, but seriously, please watch this and reblog it.
This video is safe-for-work, but it might make your stomach churn.
If you haven’t already heard about this, get involved. This needs to happen.
Every country should employ this method to catch pedophiles. It works.
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
TOUJOURS PURTHE NOBLE AND MOST ANCIENT HOUSE OF BLACK was one of the largest, oldest and wealthiest pure-blooded wizarding families in Britain, and one of the Sacred Twenty-Eight. Many wizarding families in Britain are distantly related to the House of Black.
(requested/suggested by catherinedemedici)